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The ever popular "rabbit ears" during a photo op is that much easier.
Getting fingerprinted by the cops only takes three-fifths of the time.
That last one is kinda dubious, but I'm on fire.
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Is that you there, or just another demon that I meet?
31.) Great for tickling the crap out of your female teamates! (Just ask RACHEL, MEGGAN and ROGUE!)
I know, I know, this thread is older than dirt, but I still get a kick out of it! In honor of our recent one year anniversary AND the return of the mighty MIT, I thought i'd bring it back for nostalgias' sake http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif .
BAMF!
Then I might as well honour this... I mean speaking of 'older than dirt'.
32. After dying at a suitable location and being preserved for a couple centuries, the archaeologists will get gray hairs before their thirties.
(Excuse me, but I'm not the funny guy... But if I had three fingers that would be funny, looking at them in my eventual after life.)
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"Verdammte Ausl?nder!", Nightcrawler, Ultimate X-Men #10
Can't believe these have been overlooked
33. You can do the OK and Victory (or that other 2 fingered salute hehe) sign more effectively than normal people.
34. In my case, typing. I can speed-type at about 100 wpm with just 3 fingers (its the way I learnt to type back in old-skool msdos days)
35. Playing that foolish game where you rapidly stab a knife between your fingers trying to avoid them would be easier
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"Rude To Point" Kurt as he teleports John Proudstars finger off yuk :), X-Calibre #1
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36. my kind a guy! lover of the 60's so much easier to give a peace sign to ur loved one eh?
37. if he ever wanted to handle a croc hes got less to hold onto..(or in other words bite off)
i think steve might be lookin fer a new side-kick
38. no more confussion on witch fingers to put in tha bowling ball holes
39. best baseball pitcher in town! Perfect for throwing that curve ball!
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"Ow! why did you pull my tail!????" (Kurt turns around in his chair,giving Dana an odd look.)
"Beacuse i like ya."
(Dana just smiles at him.)
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that's fun! my turn:
40: you can "flip the bird" easier
41:have you heard the expression "no matters the quantity but the quality?"
45: you cant give a high-five but you can give a high-three.
46: six count more for you than ten.
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give me a kiss tall and dark bamfsome!!!
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